Thursday, February 14, 2008

MAMA TALKS.

HELLO 6V :D
It is 11.54 pm on Valentine's Day xD
Not that the time now will affect the stuff I'm gonna post!



okay so one day, one fateful day,



papa stares affectionately at mark. (timothy glares)
* ahhhh ouxiang. what a lovely day it is. so lovely i feel like hugging my sacred yellow file!
ouxiang stares at papa.
*oooh. whats in the file? anything abt the secret of standing broad jump? Ive always wondered if the secret to it was the swinging action of the arms.



the 2 men continue their conv.


papa: SHOW YOU MY LUMIX power! everything you need to know abt standing broad jump!ouxiang: eh so interesting! I'm not feeling sian anymore. let's not go high sch and eat.


dom: anyway, let me show you sth even more interesting.


this is true standing broad jump wor! living ancestor shu4 zong1 does backward AOSA! timothy, featured in the vid, is what he is because he too, has seen the secret of my LUMIX.







meanwhile corina's getting some ideas on how to maximise sbj results using chem eqns!



distance jumped = displacement of arm from equilibrium position of rest X 695 ...

corina: i call this the ouch theory! you can call it ouch also la. never mind one la.




papa reaches to grab ouch theory papers.



*eh dont grab! i spent 1.5 minutes on every 1 eqn! dont take it away from me !



*papa steals papers!

CORINA: PAPA IF YOU DONT RETURN THE STUFF NOW I SHALL. I SHALL.


I SHALL GET T1 and D2 to arrest you!


dom: huh. T1 and D2. Si mi lai de?


orina: pls la. like that also dunno!



see? T1 and D2, with B1 and B2! *t1 and d2 sways to the right*


*to the tune of bananas in pyjamas.


T1, D2, are coming down the stairs


T1, D2, are laughing, HURH HURH HURH


T1, D2, are chasing teddy bears!


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apparently, d2 is tired of searching for dom papa.










ignores.










d2 walks to KFC with random people. finds dominic, lifeng, yanqi, ouxiang, and mama there! starts drinking milo and crapping with them.

(VIDEO supposed to appear here LOL. my com is evilllllllll x( haha upload tmr!)

Meanwhile, more people drink milo and crap in the HCI high school canteen.


Jinlong " EH! What a lovely day for milo. haha. see how my legs are positioned? Sit like this often to exercise the joints. only then can you achieve ur best for sbj"






Shuzong: OH! That isnt all! WOOH! xD to attain max satisfactory results for SBJ, grow LEG HAIR! xD leg hair helps the avg human jump to greater lengths.

not just any leg hair! densely populated rich pores luxuriant strands of THICK LOCKS like such!





KAY END OF STORY.







LOL.


It's 1.21 am on 15th Feb xD




Mama is tired from yellowcity and hence is unable to think of anymore spicy storylines.


HAHA.

OKAY. so on the day of cross country, 6v went yanqi's hse. (to do what i shall not disclose) xD


okay so pretty soon, regina and i began doing poses of ppl in cls. xD out of pure boredom.







guess who. HURH HURH HURH xD









CHING MONEY XD







THIS IS OBVIOUS xD



PAPA! ecstatic at times, emo at times xD


ZEHONG! frowns.






WEIJIE xD








TIM DIE1! xD







WOOOOOH xD (this is rly obvious too)






hahahaha kay i have loads more lame vids and pics, but i guess that's all for this morning xD




lol will save the pics for another story xP




anyw happy Vday 6V! :D <3!






lots of love,


mama

ps: all stories about mr ong are entirely fictional, although i have to say his standing broad jump rocks! [from the bottom of my heart] no ill intentions harboured.

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