Monday, April 6, 2009

Malaysia

Helloo everyooooonneee! I would like to proudly announce that I survived 5 days of Malaysia! Then I also survived comperes camp, I hereby deem myself fit to be a survivor contestant, neeheehee.

Malaysia was okay, actually i kiiiiinda enjoyed myself. Actually I didn't have to go back to Malaysia, but because I haven't visited my grandparents for so long, and being the filial son I am, I did! And I always dread going to Malaysia because it's extremely boring and the roadside and coffee shop all so dirty; you go there walk walk a while only will feel like african child.

But then this trip wasn't so bad, I guess. I left last Saturday, I think. Me and my mom took a coach to Malaysia, and I was very surprised at how nice the coach was. The seats were very comfortable and cushiony, and each seat hor, got their own monitor. So the passengers can watch TV or play video games on their own seat. Also got karaoke but I donno who's gonna sing on the bus. Like aeroplane sia!

Then we reached Taipeng or Ipoh I dunno at like 6 in the morning, I almost died of exhaustion cuz my luggage bag so heavy loh. But then not my fault cuz I need to bring a lot of things (hair dryer, hair straightener, my shampoo and conditioner, my own body wash, all my facial stuff etc etc), hmph.

But one good thing about Malaysia is the food, like 5x better and 5x more worth it than SG food. Like in M'sia you go those crap coffee shop, then you order one bowl of lai mian or laksa or whatever, it's like only $2.50 RM per bowl, so that's like $1++ per bowl in SG currency. And that bowl of noodles tastes better than all those $3+, $4+ noodles you find in SG.

Then on like the 3rd day, we went to the cemetery to pray to my dead grandfather or something, I think the chinese call it qing ming jie. So we went like super early, I had to wake up at 7am and was looking like crap, so you won't be seeing me in most of the photos below, ohohoho!

Putting flags on the grave...I don't know what the flags symbolize, I suspect just for show only, heh


That's my granny in the floral blouse, so cute right aawwwzx! The english guy on the left is my uncle, and the one in orange is my aunty (she cooks extremely well). They're putting food on the altar.


After like 30 min of decorating


And then because we were bored, we played some music off one of my uncle's handphones. But then of course Malaysian very slow so the music also very outdated. The stupid crazy frog song came up and my aunty started dancing. That's her husband on her left. (Aunty Choo and Uncle Witold) He's a doctor so he has a lot of money. Lucky aunty.

And then after that got firecrackers some more sia! Like celebration like that.


I thought the qing ming jie thing would be solemn and sad and stuff, but then it turned out to be more like a picnic (picnic in a cemetery, hurhur). My aunty brought like 3 packets of bee hoon and siew mai and kueh and chinese tea, so we were all sitting around having our breakfaste and decorating the grave at the same time. I think everyone was really happy and treated the event more like a celebration, because they were sure they my grandfather was in a happy place or something. Ah, such optimistic people. Oh and my grandfather probably has one of the best graves in the cemetery. It's like right on top of the hill and can see the village.

Moving on, I spent most of my days in my cousin's house reading and using my laptop. I finished Stephen King's Pet Sematary (very, very good book) in 4 days, such a nerd.

The kitchen! I can't seem to align this sentence to the centre, lousy blogger.

And the backyard, with Aunty Choo drying the laundry, hurhur.

My granny in all her womanly glory. She gave birth to like 6 daughters (one of which is my mom) and 2 sons okay, and she's 80++ now okay, dun play play.


So on the 4th day we went to some clubhouse restaurant for dinner. Apparently the clubhouse has rules and regulations, and one of them was that after 8pm, any male older than 15 years of age has to wear long pants to enter the clubhouse. I donno what crap rule that is but I didn't bring any long pants, so my cousins just told the security that I was 15 years old, and they let me in. Hurhurhur, some kind of crap security.


My cousins, and my uncle in the pink shirt

Three of my aunties (they're all sisters).

One of my cousins, and i donno who the fat guy in black on the right is


Ahh so that's pretty much most of what I did in my stay in M'sia. Of course got do other things, but not interesting enough to blog about. Like how I went shopping, and came back empty-handed. My uncle brought me and my mom to the largest shopping centre in town, and it was horrible! All the shops all brandless one and it reminded me of Mustafa. Terrible, terrible. Even shopping in Bugis Street would make me happier, and I hate Bugis Street. And the whole town was surrounded by mountains, like you look 360 degrees all mountains. My mother say very peaceful and calming and bleh bleh. To me like kena prison like that. I'd rather be surrounded by concrete shopping centres.

Okaaay that's all for Malaysiaaaa. Next trip I wanna go England stay with my aunty. Omg topshop galore!


Awww motherly + sisterly love <3<3 And that's my mom on the leftern-most side.

-Jit

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