Mental Rape :(

Noooooooooooooooooooo!! Today the worst thing happened to the fabulous meee :(

I was boarding the bus today, to go the the tuition centre i usually go to to mark papers every saturday. So I looked around for a seat, then only got one seat available, beside some harmless-looking old man. Some more it was the "priority seat", where the fire escape is just beside. Therefore the leg space is much more than the normal seats. So I thought why not loh, more space for my sexy long legs!

So after a few moments of sitting beside that innocent-looking old man, I started hearing this ridiculous techno music playing. Some more the sound quality like crap, as if playing from some budget handphone. So I listened more carefully then realized it was playing from the old man beside me! Omggg so embarassinggg, like later people think it was me playing that budget cheena techno music how?? I mean who will people suspect more? Me or the old man?? Of course me!! I mean nowadays you see all those unfashionable ah bengs playing those lame chinese music loudly then walking along the street as if very cool like that (not that i look like an unfashionable ah beng, puh-lease!), so of course they will suspect that it's me, the teenager, playing that loud techno music.

Then furthermore, he started jiggling to the music! Omgggg utter humiliation later people think he's my grandpa or 80 year old boyfriend or something how?

Then not only that! After a few minutes I realized got this pungent smell, like ammonia, make my nose very itchy. I thought it was those come-and-go smells you usually experience on the bus. But then it lingered in the area like some deadly disease cloud then after that i discovered that it came from the old man beside me! And after fine-tuning my smelling senses the smell suddenly smelled like urine omgxduhsiur.

And so he was jiggling and smelling like urine beside me, and there I was feeling super uncomfortable. I wanted to move to a different seat, but then there were no other seats available and the journey was a long one so I decided to tahan a bit.

So you think that's the worst right! But noooooooooo!! Throughout the journey, from the moment I sat beside that urine smelling old man, I noticed he kept turning to my direction a lot. I avoided looking at him completely so I was facing the front all the time. I only noticed him turning to my direction from the corner of my eye, but I thought he was looking out of the window on the opposite side of the bus or something, or like dancing to his stupid techno music.

Then while he was looking at my direction I so happened to turn to his direction, then OMG HE WAS LOOKING AT ME AHHHHH!!! then worst of all!! usually when you look at someone, then that person realizes that you're looking at him, the both of you will break eye contact right?

but that old man continued staring for like a good 4-5 seconds even though i broke eye contact almost immediately!! omggg so terrible, it felt like mental rape!! like he's undressing you slowly in his mind while he's jiggling and listening to his techno music and smelling like pee :(

I don't know why I continued sitting there till it was my turn to get off, but I did. I think because I didn't want to stand throughout the bumpy bus ride and look unfabulous. I mean, i dress up so nice, i'm not gonna let some mind-raping old man make me look bad, hmph.

Why so many old people must be so unhot? I mean there are some nice old people around, like my sexy granny (and madonna), but like 70% all so gross and maybe 10% are mind-rapists :(. Next time when i'm old I want to be wearing Cartier rings and Balenciaga bags and instead of playing Chinese Chess with those ah peks at your void deck I will play english chess cuz i'm more classy tyvm.