Showing posts with label Hip-Hop Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hip-Hop Comedy. Show all posts

Sunday, July 3, 2011

"The Return Of Frat Rap" MC Tom Hanks' Son?! G.T.F.O.H.!!!!! Part 6


Parrrrdeeeee & Bullishhhhhhhhh!
MC Tom Hanks' Son "Get The Fuck Oudda Here!"


"All The Greeeeeeeks in the House" NOOOOOOOOO!
Chet Hanks, son of mega star Tom Hanks, would prefer to be referred to as Chet Haze. After all, it's a name far more suitable for an "up and coming MC...Born and raised on the West Side of the Westside's main city LA." One of the rising junior at Northwestern University's first releases was a single called "White and Purple (Northwestern Remix)," sung to the beat of Wiz Khalifa's "Black and Yellow." Some sample lyrics: "White kicks/ Purple kush/ This is college, hittin blunts after hittin books/ I got a call from the brothers in the frat house/ I'm with my girl, tryin to get up under that blouse/ She a freshman/ She a freak though/ In the bed, but a lady in the street, yo." - From here


Timeflies - Cars Money and Fame
Elite children rap now, who'd have thought it?
"Let's change the game"


Almost as offensive as the many Fraternity "Brothers & Sisters" who anually dress in "black face" at Frat Parties...

More dry Keg Rap can be found here

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Cozzabags - Boganics Mixtape (Video & Free Download)


Cozzabags MC, Producer & SDM Family member, has dropped a hiilarious concept album mixing new production, some well known beats, samples and Aussie referances! Check out the the Cozzabags - Boganics Mixtape on Bandcamp. Your not ready for Boganics - the Aussie Ebonics!!!!

Cozzabags - Boganics Mixtape
http://cozzabags.bandcamp.com/album/boganics
"This is a concept album, in the sense that I've used Samples from music and comedy I grew up with, so it's a tribute to all 80s and 90s stuff. I have an album coming out later in 2011 that will (hopefully) move forward from this and into the new millennium!" - Cozzabags

1. Rude Intro 00:39
2. Fire (Burn the house down, original version) 03:52
3. Rude interlude 1
4. Righteous Indignation
5. Better than you
6. Rude interlude 2
7. Crappin on till the break a dawn (130 Bars)
8. Rude interlude 3
9. Boganics (Real men don't eat Quiche, original version)
10. Rude interlude 4
11. Fire (Low level flame, radio version)
12. Boganics (Quiche eater friendly, radio version)
13. Young dero shout outs


There's the first vid here, others to come:
http://www.youtube.com/user/cozzabags

And the other bits:
Website:
http://cozzabags.com
Twitter:
http://twitter.com/cozzabags
Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Cozzabags/147524675304472

Thursday, March 17, 2011

"Fake Jeans Admit It!" Parody Riddims




Fake Jeans Admit It
Parody Version of Straight Jeans & Fitted - Vybz Kartel


Kanye West - Monster ft. Nicki Minaj Parody


Kanye West "Monster" Muppet Remix (Explicit Version)

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Legendary UK Hip-Hop Radio DJ and Host Tim Westwood Talks Pirate Radio and "The Coooool Romancer" Must see! (Video)


Living Legends Tim Westwood and LL Cool J


Legendary UK Hip-Hop Radio DJ and Host Tim Westwood discusses his past on Pirate Radio in London.


Part 2


Part 3


DJ/Producer/Rapper/Singer Clinton Parks on the Tim Westwood Radio Show.
Not really sure of the background on these guys relationship, but this is hilarious.
"Is that a Receding jacket your wearing". "You started out as a Dancer. What sort of dancing was that? Blap." "The Cool Romancer. The Cooool Romancer" Hystarical!

Clinton Sparks Plays A Prank On Eminem

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Plies Jewels - G.T.F.O.H.!!!!! Part 2


Down South Rapper Plies Jeweled Life size Fitted Cap and Hand cuff?????! - G.T.F.O.H. (Get The F**k Outta Here)!!!!! Part 2




No....



G.T.F.O.H. Part 1 - Brian Pwahahahahah-mper vs. Fabulous and Jay-Z???? No!

T-Pain please...

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Brian Pwahahahahah-mper vs. Fabulous and Jay-Z???? No! G.T.F.O.H. (Videos)


EXCLUSIVE: BRIAN PUMPER'S JAY-Z DISS TRACK! (Rappin' like 50 Cent)
"This is my other new shit, its a Jay-Z Diss. 50 sign your boy...." G.T.F.O.H. (Get The F**k Outta Here)!!!!!

Brian Pumper Porn Star/Rapper???? Thanks(????) to Aqil Guevera for alerting to us to this joker : ) Check out his Freestyle "Game" here


Everyone puts these Ed Lover things up but Fabulous is funny as f**k!


"He's gotta Jim Jones Musle shirt on! New Brian Pumper Action figure"


"No Brian Pumper jewels on, just large links"

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Video Music Box & The Return of Crazy Sam


Uncle Ralph

Video Music Box was a Hip-Hop Television Show on Public Access Channel in New York. It was on in the after school slot and years before Yo! MTV and BET, when it was impossible to see Hip-Hop videos on Television. It is another example of the D.I.Y. attitude typified by Hip-Hop culture. VJ/DJ Uncle Ralph and his roving camera crew could be found at all the jams and Hip-Hop and Dancehall events around NY, and the crowd "Shout out" section of the show brought the real down to earth feel to the show. Video Music Box broke many, now famous artists and is a corner stone to Hip-Hop Music as we now know it.


Uncle Ralph featured in the Hip-Hop film Who's The Man? He was the associate producer of the motion picture Juice and founded his own film and production company. If you would like to find out more about Video Music Box and the movie Juice click here


A.G., Showbiz, Fat Joe, KRS-One, Red Alert, Sadat X, Dres and Lord Finesse Backstage At The Fever With Uncle Ralph McDaniels - 1992
The 1st time Fat Joe (The Promoter) featured on T.V. at The Fever

You can catch Uncle Ralph on saturday's on HOT 97. Ralph has a brand new video show, "The Bridge", where Old school hip hop is new again. Uncle Ralph at Myspace


Crazy Sam

"Crazy Sam made Nervous Thursdays on Video Music Box the most popular show on television in New York City. Crazy Sam was a pioneer of live street comedy, paving the way for comedians like Tom Green and Jackass. A true original. Watch out for new episodes of Nervous Thursdays coming soon - new characters and new skits!" from here



"Crazy Sam was hilarious, I remember the Adventures of Billy Strongman, and one Video Music Box episode he turned up in London and rang on Monie Love's door at about 8am, she was straight from bed wearing a dressing gown, she looked really embarrassed, it was really funny. In 1995 Crazy Sam came over to the DMC DJ Championships in London with Kool DJ Red Alert, Red Alert asked if anyone knew who he was. As hardly anyone in the UK had seen or even heard of the Video Music Box, I was the only person in the crowd yelling Crazy Saaaaaam!!!! Red and Crazy Sam were hilarious, they really made DMC fun! Although he did deal with really serious community and Political issues, he also showed that Hip-Hop and comedy do have a place together, and Crazy Sam is fundamental in that for me." - Shucks One ID


You Can Smoke A Spliff

Crazy Sam "Nervous Thursdays" on youtube
Sammy Mack aka Crazy Sam's website
Crazy Sam on Twitter


The Adventures of Billy Strong Boy "The Perils of Drug Distribution"

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Star Wars Rap Rape Scandal!!!!!


COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNY!!!!!!!
We recently mentioned the God awful Flash Gordon X Nike Dunk "Collaboration" and then we saw this!!! The Adidas creative department can't be that stuck for ideas can it???? Star Wars??? Come on!!! You only have to look at the "Family Guy X Star Wars" cross over to see its a cheap money spinner! Does George Lucas really need anymore money? Can you rape a great film series any more? Let's not even mention of the Rape of Old School Hip-Hop Culture!!!


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Am I 12???????? This is only going to be a hit with weird middle aged Toy collectors


Weird middle aged Toy collector


Doesn't anyone else find these Played Out???


If in doubt drag Dumb Spice, I mean David BeckNam into the campaign......


"These are not the Dumkoffs you are looking for..."


Does this not say "Punch me"?
Found here at the excellent ILoveBeerandGraff site



Hayzee (Zwart Licht) - Press Start
Dutch Video


Is it me is this really similar?

If only they would stick to this!!!


This is more like it!!!
More info and exclusive interviews with the Kool Skool here

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Get Open Crew/Alphabet Soup


The Get Open Crew
(from left)Kiambu/Push, Devan/Seyes, Baruch, Siba Giba and friend below
The crew was a collection of DJs, MCs, Producers and Graffiti writers, this was taken by me in New York 1992



Push Seyes 1992
Push was also known as Kiambu, an MC in Alphabet Soup (Headrush) an Early 90's Hiphop group, and Bruknahm. They had the sickest Blackbooks I have ever seen then and since. Next to the Syo (Seyes) throwy is a Omni 156/AOK/XTC/BYI throw up, who we also knew.


Push Blackbook Piece


Seyes83 Blackbook Throw-up


Alphabet Soup Press Shot
The group consisted of:
(from left Nubian, Melkuan, Deflon, Brother Love and Kiambu)


The group came out in 1991, and sounded similar to the Native Tongue's Black Sheep, but the production was a bit more experimental, and it was more openly Conscious/Political. It was released by independent label Akirfa Recordings which I think was based in a Comic shop, because that's where I got my copy, until Kiambu gave me some more to give to UK DJs. I met the rest of the group briefly when they came to our collage to chill with Kiambu.
I have a copy of a radio tape I recorded in London Xmas 1991 of Westwood or someone on Kiss playing it, and it featured in a Hip-Hop chart (Blues & Soul?) when it came out too. The group was forced to change their name to Headrush as there was another group called Alphabet Soup at that time on a major label.


Alphabet Soup E.P. 1991 Cover

Download theE.P. here Courtesy of L. Max Toilet’s “Toiletries” original post

Kiambu became a part of Bruknahm with along with Siba Giba and X-clan associate Saundi, and Released and album under that name and still record under the name The Get Open Crew, working with some European artists and Sadat X (Brand Nubian, LowLife). Deflon produced a track on a Mo Wax compilation in 95/96.

Siba Giba originally from Paris, grew up in New York City, going back and forth. He has released two books, one a Hip-Hop version of the famous original Paris Graffiti Book 'Paris-Tonkar', featuring interviews with KRS-One, Tim Dog, and others in 1992. The other one was a Jazz book project, "Jazz Zoom, Carryin’ It On" started by his mother by Desdemone Bardin, who sadly passed away before she could see it finished. Desdemone Bardin was one of the first French educators to use Hip-Hop as a way to teach English, and was an early promoter of the culture in Paris.
He released his first record with a German label, and recorded a crew track with fellow label mates First Down a UK Hip-Hop group featuring Aroe (Aroe & The Soundmakers).
He runs OvertimeRecords and has produced for California early 90's underground legends Freestyle Fellowship, Daddy-O (Stetsasonic), Everlast (House Of Pain) and others.


He is currently working on The Hip Hop Loves Foundation. The Hip-Hop Loves Foundation (HHLF) educates underprivileged people globally through Hip-Hop culture’s positive and unifying attributes.

He is still making music and here is a exclusive copy of his Swagger Like Us remix
Swagger Like Us SibaGiba Brazil Remix - T.I., Lil'Wayne, Jay-Z etc
Download here


www.myspace.com/sibagiba
www.myspace.com/bruknahm
www.dvcpress.com



'Paris-Tonkar' The French Graffiti scenes version of Subway Art
Info for Paris-Tonkar
'Paris-Tonkar' Graffiti art in Paris and France in the 1980s." Doriath, Ben Yakhlef Format : 21 X 24 à l'italienne. Prix Public TTC: 190 FF. ISBN: 2-908382-09-6.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Shaq Attack


Black Milk & Royce DA 5'9 "Losing Out"
"Pullin' out heat longer than Shaq's Shoes" 2:52mins
(Video spotted on MC Search's (3rd Bass) Blog)

Shaquille O'Neil's Shoes


Big Ass Reeboks!!!! Size 22 (US) display shoe seen in every Mall in the US circa 92'

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

"The Hip, the hip, the Har-De-Har"

HIP HOP JOKES FOR ALL YOU SLOW POKES


T-Pain
"I sound like a robot from Africa!"


50 CENT
"I want some Pork"

Keithfromupdablock


Dipset The Movie!!! Part 1

Dipset The Movie!!! Part 2


"Stinky Stinky!"

BEP on YouTube
Broken Equipment Productions


"Ain't no muscle in your body that's bigger than mine..." 50 Cent
"LL Cool J never LL Fool J"


Jay-Z Jim Jones BEEF


Lil Wayne in the UK
"Garage, Gerage whatever you call it"


King Sun *Exclusive*
"Yeah Yeah"

KRS ONE & KING SUN @ ZULU NATION ANNIVERSARY 2003


Bert & Ernie - Ante Up