TIGER Woods Crash: The papers lead with pictures of three women linked to Tiger Woods (none of whom are his wife Elin Nordegren’s of the Kobe Grip) - Rachel Uchitel (denial), Jamiee Grubbs (keen to be heard and seen - oh, nominative determinism), and Kalila Moquin, who wants to talk abut only, er, reluctantly.
The front-page healdines miss the point that Tiger Woods is a victim of nominative determinism and bill him a relgious figure:
* “For me father, I have sinned” – Telegraph
* “I’m sorry for my sins, says Tiger as third mistress emerges” – Mail
* “As more girls come out of the woods, Tiger says ‘I regret transgressions’” - Express
* “Tiger: I’m sorry for my transgressions” – Mirror
* “Woods: My sinning should stay private” - Metro
* “Tiger owns up: Yes, I am love cheat” - Star
So Tiger Woods has done wrong.
Woods is talking, writing his confessional under the headline “Tiger comments on current events.”
Given the love of all things celebrity, you’re forgiven for expecting these views on current events to take in Tiger’s views on the Afghan war, Obama’s tree and Robert Pattinson’s hair. But in a plea for privacy Woods talk only his himself:
I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.
Tiger Woods writes for need to privacy of his website. He then comes over all pious, which may be the worst sin of all:
Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.
It should not. But when you are a public figure, it might. With Woods talking in code it’s left to Ms Grubbs to talk and talk and talk and talk. Having heard the alleged voice mail Tiger left on her phone, you may remember that she didn’t care who Tiger Woods was. This was just a pure love?
She added: “The next day, he ordered me lunch in the room. He changed the TV to golf, and I was like, ‘I don’t want to watch golf. It’s boring.’ Then I asked him to get me a pillow. He looked at his friends and went, ‘Is this girl serious?’ At this point, he knew I didn’t care who he was.”
Well, now we learn form our Man in LA:
Brace yourselves, people, because this is a stunner: Apparently Tiger Woods is not the first sports figure Grubbs has bedded.
That’s according to her ex boyfriend, Aaron Kinnard. And he should know because he’s a sports figure… a race car driver.
“As soon as Jaimee found out I was a race car driver, she followed me to my car and then came home with me and we had sex,” Kinnard said of his first encounter with Tiger’s mistress in 2005.
According to Kinnard, Grubbs actually tried to get into – gasp! - Playboy magazine.
Kinnard says Playboy told the cocktail waitress that her photos left them a little flat, so she rushed out and had her breast enhanced, but Playboy still took a pass.
Looks like she finally got the fame she’s been “working” so hard for.
The front-page healdines miss the point that Tiger Woods is a victim of nominative determinism and bill him a relgious figure:
* “For me father, I have sinned” – Telegraph
* “I’m sorry for my sins, says Tiger as third mistress emerges” – Mail
* “As more girls come out of the woods, Tiger says ‘I regret transgressions’” - Express
* “Tiger: I’m sorry for my transgressions” – Mirror
* “Woods: My sinning should stay private” - Metro
* “Tiger owns up: Yes, I am love cheat” - Star
So Tiger Woods has done wrong.
Woods is talking, writing his confessional under the headline “Tiger comments on current events.”
Given the love of all things celebrity, you’re forgiven for expecting these views on current events to take in Tiger’s views on the Afghan war, Obama’s tree and Robert Pattinson’s hair. But in a plea for privacy Woods talk only his himself:
I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.
Tiger Woods writes for need to privacy of his website. He then comes over all pious, which may be the worst sin of all:
Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.
It should not. But when you are a public figure, it might. With Woods talking in code it’s left to Ms Grubbs to talk and talk and talk and talk. Having heard the alleged voice mail Tiger left on her phone, you may remember that she didn’t care who Tiger Woods was. This was just a pure love?
She added: “The next day, he ordered me lunch in the room. He changed the TV to golf, and I was like, ‘I don’t want to watch golf. It’s boring.’ Then I asked him to get me a pillow. He looked at his friends and went, ‘Is this girl serious?’ At this point, he knew I didn’t care who he was.”
Well, now we learn form our Man in LA:
Brace yourselves, people, because this is a stunner: Apparently Tiger Woods is not the first sports figure Grubbs has bedded.
That’s according to her ex boyfriend, Aaron Kinnard. And he should know because he’s a sports figure… a race car driver.
“As soon as Jaimee found out I was a race car driver, she followed me to my car and then came home with me and we had sex,” Kinnard said of his first encounter with Tiger’s mistress in 2005.
According to Kinnard, Grubbs actually tried to get into – gasp! - Playboy magazine.
Kinnard says Playboy told the cocktail waitress that her photos left them a little flat, so she rushed out and had her breast enhanced, but Playboy still took a pass.
Looks like she finally got the fame she’s been “working” so hard for.
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